Although formerly known as an amalgam of satire, quirky news, and non-fiction that did not find a home in one of the other sections, The Conch now exists as a strictly satirical section. Articles can employ a variety of design principles or gimmicks but should always have a point. These can include faux news reports, tongue-in-cheek op-eds, persona authors, and Buzzfeed-style lists.
UC San Diego has founded its very own real estate agency to help struggling families sell their properties in order…
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One of the pandemic’s largest tolls on campus life has recently become strikingly obvious in the case of Sixth College…