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The Triton Presents: Ask Amelia (Advice Column)

The Triton Presents: Ask Amelia. An anonymous bi-weekly advice column here to answer all your questions! Need relationship advice? Amelia’s got it! Can’t figure how to talk to your professor? Amelia does! Wondering what’s the best way to tell your roommate they need to take out the trash? Amelia has the perfect way to put it! Send in your questions and Amelia will get back to you A$AP Rocky.

Illustration by Wendy Rodriguez. 

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