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The Conch

Although formerly known as an amalgam of satire, quirky news, and non-fiction that did not find a home in one of the other sections, The Conch now exists as a strictly satirical section. Articles can employ a variety of design principles or gimmicks but should always have a point. These can include faux news reports, tongue-in-cheek op-eds, persona authors, and Buzzfeed-style lists.

Posted inThe Conch

UCSD Creates Real Estate Agency to Help Parents Pay for Tuition

by Kevin Zhu February 26, 2024February 26, 2024

UC San Diego has founded its very own real estate agency to help struggling families sell their properties in order to pay for tuition costs. “Here at UC San Diego we always strive to create a supportive community, because we are one big family. We will always try our best to help students pay for […]

A crumpled dollar sits on top of a black wallet on a black desk.
Posted inThe Conch

Man Returns Wallet, But “The Cash Was Gone, Bro”

by Kevin Zhu November 30, 2023November 30, 2023
A person holds their phone with a QR code displayed on it as they enter the turnstile. The side of the turnstile says "Scan once per group" and "Just Walk Out."
Posted inThe Conch

Amazon’s Just Walk Out Couldn’t Be Better

by Ivy Peng November 7, 2023November 7, 2023
A drink in a UCSD café cup sits behind a row of pens on a table. A tree and a building are seen blurred in the background.
Posted inThe Conch

Top 5 Places to Study at UCSD

by Kevin Zhu October 13, 2023October 13, 2023
Photoshopped picture shows a sign in front of a building with 3 arrows pointing different direction all with Podemos next to them.
Posted inThe Conch

Where is Podemos?

by Ivy Peng October 12, 2023October 12, 2023
Double exposure image showing a pair of military jets fly in a blue sky over a brutalist architecture library.
Posted inThe Conch

Dear Jets: I’m Really Going to Miss You

by Ivy Peng June 12, 2023June 12, 2023
Illustration of a fix-it worker sitting behind a computer with his thumb up
Posted inThe Conch

The Art of Exaggeration: Navigating the Maintenance Request System

by Chloe Sun May 11, 2023May 11, 2023
Posted inThe Conch

Lunchtime at UCSD: The Perpetual Postponement 

by Chloe Sun February 10, 2023March 4, 2023
Posted inThe Conch

UCSD Aims to Address Appalling Infrastructure

by Sam Ford February 9, 2023March 4, 2023
Posted inThe Conch

Sixth College: Making the Most of Isolation?

by Joe Page June 3, 2021March 4, 2023

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