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The Conch

Although formerly known as an amalgam of satire, quirky news, and non-fiction that did not find a home in one of the other sections, The Conch now exists as a strictly satirical section. Articles can employ a variety of design principles or gimmicks but should always have a point. These can include faux news reports, tongue-in-cheek op-eds, persona authors, and Buzzfeed-style lists.

Posted inThe Conch

Coffee is Life. Coffee is news.

by Curtis Yee December 8, 2015March 4, 2023
Posted inNews, The Conch

Future of Media Publications Still Unsure After AS Meeting

by Cole Steffensen December 6, 2015March 4, 2023
Posted inNews, The Conch

AS Defunds Media Organisations on Campus

by Cole Steffensen November 25, 2015March 4, 2023
Posted inThe Conch

The Triton Presents: Ask Amelia (Advice Column)

by Amelia Who November 25, 2015March 4, 2023
Posted inThe Conch

Goody’s New Breakfast Burrito: A Review

by Curtis Yee November 23, 2015March 4, 2023
Posted inThe Conch

Goody's New Breakfast Burrito: A Review

by Curtis Yee November 23, 2015March 4, 2023
Posted inThe Conch

Late Night UCSD

by Curtis Yee November 18, 2015March 4, 2023
Posted inThe Conch

Weekly Roundup – Nov. 16th

by Curtis Yee November 16, 2015March 4, 2023

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