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The Conch

Although formerly known as an amalgam of satire, quirky news, and non-fiction that did not find a home in one of the other sections, The Conch now exists as a strictly satirical section. Articles can employ a variety of design principles or gimmicks but should always have a point. These can include faux news reports, tongue-in-cheek op-eds, persona authors, and Buzzfeed-style lists.

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Student Body Upset by Medium Sized Puddle

by Sarah Howell January 9, 2017March 4, 2023
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Drown Your Finals Sorrows in Coffee

by Curtis Yee December 5, 2016March 4, 2023
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Food Review: Lil' Dipper

by Truman Tse December 2, 2016March 4, 2023
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UCDC: In The Room Where it Happens

by Cecily Swason December 2, 2016March 4, 2023
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Hullabaloo Lookbook: Are You Ready For Tonight?

by Curtis Yee November 18, 2016March 4, 2023
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UCDC: You Have a Package

by Cecily Swason October 25, 2016March 4, 2023
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The Eight Circles of Geisel

by Matthew Zamudio October 11, 2016March 4, 2023
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UCDC: The Younger Sibling of Study Abroad

by Cecily Swason October 10, 2016March 4, 2023
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Freshman Forgets to Peruse 142 Library Walk Fliers

by Sarah Howell September 23, 2016March 4, 2023
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Eight Hacks for UCSD Freshmen

by Mo Elew September 22, 2016March 4, 2023

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