The Conch
Although formerly known as an amalgam of satire, quirky news, and non-fiction that did not find a home in one of the other sections, The Conch now exists as a strictly satirical section. Articles can employ a variety of design principles or gimmicks but should always have a point. These can include faux news reports, tongue-in-cheek op-eds, persona authors, and Buzzfeed-style lists.
Ask Amelia #1
Frustrated Texter: I’ve been receiving repeated attentions from someone, and I’m not sure how to get the message across that I’m not interested in him romantically. …
Coffee is Life. Coffee is news.
In the very first article The Triton released, we noted that waiting in line for coffee was not news. News is engaging, beneficial, and dynamic – reaching …
Future of Media Publications Still Unsure After AS Meeting
After contention and divided input from the public, Associated Students (AS) moved not to take any further action on media organization funding on their meeting on …
AS Defunds Media Organisations on Campus
In a memorandum released by Associated Students and the Office of Student Affairs, Associated Students has announced that the Office of the Vice Chancellor of Student …
The Triton Presents: Ask Amelia (Advice Column)
The Triton Presents: Ask Amelia. An anonymous bi-weekly advice column here to answer all your questions! Need relationship advice? Amelia’s got it! Can’t figure how to …
Goody’s New Breakfast Burrito: A Review
Goody’s: A staple of UCSD since… well, since its establishment in 2009. For the student who can’t bring themselves to endure the collective 20-minute commute to …
Goody's New Breakfast Burrito: A Review
Goody’s: A staple of UCSD since… well, since its establishment in 2009. For the student who can’t bring themselves to endure the collective 20-minute commute to …
Late Night UCSD
It’s 1am. You’re hungry or you need to study or you’re a little hung over (or quite possibly a combination of all three). Whatever your need …
Weekly Roundup – Nov. 16th
Yoooooo! Week two of my event commentary and we’re still going strong. This train shows no signs of slowing and there’s nothing that can keep me …
