The Conch
Although formerly known as an amalgam of satire, quirky news, and non-fiction that did not find a home in one of the other sections, The Conch now exists as a strictly satirical section. Articles can employ a variety of design principles or gimmicks but should always have a point. These can include faux news reports, tongue-in-cheek op-eds, persona authors, and Buzzfeed-style lists.

The Conch

Coffee is Life. Coffee is news.

Written by:

In the very first article The Triton released, we noted that waiting in line for coffee was not news. News is engaging, beneficial, and dynamic – reaching …

NewsThe Conch

Future of Media Publications Still Unsure After AS Meeting

Written by:

After contention and divided input from the public, Associated Students (AS) moved not to take any further action on media organization funding on their meeting on …

NewsThe Conch

AS Defunds Media Organisations on Campus

Written by:

In a memorandum released by Associated Students and the Office of Student Affairs, Associated Students has announced that the Office of the Vice Chancellor of Student …

The Conch

The Triton Presents: Ask Amelia (Advice Column)

Written by:

The Triton Presents: Ask Amelia. An anonymous bi-weekly advice column here to answer all your questions! Need relationship advice? Amelia’s got it! Can’t figure how to …

The Conch

Goody’s New Breakfast Burrito: A Review

Written by:

Goody’s: A staple of UCSD since… well, since its establishment in 2009. For the student who can’t bring themselves to endure the collective 20-minute commute to …

The Conch

Goody's New Breakfast Burrito: A Review

Written by:

Goody’s: A staple of UCSD since… well, since its establishment in 2009. For the student who can’t bring themselves to endure the collective 20-minute commute to …

The Conch

Late Night UCSD

Written by:

It’s 1am.  You’re hungry or you need to study or you’re a little hung over (or quite possibly a combination of all three). Whatever your need …

The Conch

Weekly Roundup – Nov. 16th

Written by:

Yoooooo! Week two of my event commentary and we’re still going strong. This train shows no signs of slowing and there’s nothing that can keep me …