The Conch
Although formerly known as an amalgam of satire, quirky news, and non-fiction that did not find a home in one of the other sections, The Conch now exists as a strictly satirical section. Articles can employ a variety of design principles or gimmicks but should always have a point. These can include faux news reports, tongue-in-cheek op-eds, persona authors, and Buzzfeed-style lists.
UCSD’s Unknown 2nd Best Rankings
Last year, one of the central arguments for Division I athletics was that it would be the final step towards shedding UCSD’s “second-best” stigma. With the …
Student Body Upset by Medium Sized Puddle
Following Monday afternoon’s slight drizzle, students discovered a medium-sized puddle in the middle of Library Walk, which was described by some Southern California natives as “a …
Drown Your Finals Sorrows in Coffee
The school year is officially in full swing and I am officially exhausted. Even though I’m swimming in a sea of assignments and I can’t keep …
Food Review: Lil' Dipper
Located just a few miles away from UCSD, Lil’ Dipper is a convenient stop for all students looking to enjoy a cold treat and a break …
UCDC: In The Room Where it Happens
To quote Aaron Burr in Hamilton: An American Musical, “I wanna be in the room where it happens.” And if you haven’t seen the exchange between …
Hullabaloo Lookbook: Are You Ready For Tonight?
Who’s ready for Hullabaloo?! The annual music festival featuring performances from Isaiah Rashad, Tennyson, and Andrew Luce Hullabaloo is slated to kick into full gear tonight …
UCDC: You Have a Package
No, I’m not talking about a package you have to go to pick up at ResLife or the Parcel Center. I’m talking about the endless number …
The Eight Circles of Geisel
For some, Geisel is home – a place to grab a coffee, settle into a height-adjustable spinny chair and watch YouTube videos of people playing “League” …
UCDC: The Younger Sibling of Study Abroad
Half of my love for UC San Diego comes from the numerous opportunities it offers for students to study elsewhere. I myself spent the summer of …
Freshman Forgets to Peruse 142 Library Walk Fliers
Arriving at Library Walk on Tuesday, freshman Amanda Harrison realized that she had forgotten to peruse the 142 fliers she had collected there the previous day. …
