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The Conch

Although formerly known as an amalgam of satire, quirky news, and non-fiction that did not find a home in one of the other sections, The Conch now exists as a strictly satirical section. Articles can employ a variety of design principles or gimmicks but should always have a point. These can include faux news reports, tongue-in-cheek op-eds, persona authors, and Buzzfeed-style lists.

Posted inThe Conch

Dear Semester System Losers

by Curtis Yee June 9, 2016March 4, 2023
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Audrey's: Geisel's Welcome Partner

by Truman Tse May 3, 2016March 4, 2023
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Write for the Conch! (Student Life)

by Curtis Yee April 8, 2016March 4, 2023
Posted inThe Conch

Sun God 2016 Lineup Announced!

by The Seashell April 1, 2016March 4, 2023
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Fallen Star to be Converted into a Triple

by The Seashell March 9, 2016March 4, 2023
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4 Tips to Help Get Through Finals Week

by Curtis Yee March 9, 2016March 4, 2023
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Brighten Someone’s Day

by Alexa Samaniego March 2, 2016March 4, 2023
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Regents Move to Raise Winds

by The Seashell February 1, 2016March 4, 2023
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Bike Theft at UCSD

by Jenny Wong January 15, 2016March 4, 2023
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Ask Amelia #1

by Amelia Who December 10, 2015March 4, 2023

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